Goal Setting

I was chatting with Dave at work today. Our conversation went something like this:

Me: I'm riding tonight.
Dave: yea? that's cool.
Me: I have goals tonight. I"m going to attempt: 1. to initiate canter; 2. canter without holding onto the saddle; 3. ensure I'm not balancing through the reins/my hands
Dave: oh cool. So you can ride while shooting a bow and arrow. Like Legolas.

Leave it to Dave to see the real goals of doing anything.